We have a friend who bought a new rider and the guys who sold it to him talked him into a maintenance contract. Brand new mower won't start and he's hopping mad. The guy comes out ('way out) and puts some gas in it. After the third time the guy tells Kenneth, "Sir, I can't come out any more on this." Kenneth, again hopping mad, "I have a contract!" The service man, "You'll have to put your own gas in it, sir!"