Good Ones
 

Wife: "What are you doing?"
Husband: "Nothing."
Wife: "Nothing? You've been reading our
marriage certificate for an hour."
Husband: "I was looking for the expiration
date."

Then the fight began.

She: "When we get married, I want to share
all your worries, troubles, and lighten
your burden."
He: "That's very kind of you darling, but
I don't have any worries or troubles."
She: "That's because we are not married yet."

And Then----


Young Son: "Mom, when I was on the bus with
Dad this morning, he told me to give
up my seat to a lady."
Mother: Well, you did the right thing."
Young Son: "But Mom, I was sitting on Dad's lap!"

You know the rest of the story!

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Good ones Allen!:beerchug:

Allen,

Isn't it chilly in that dog house? :biggrin2:

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Yup:beerchug::ExtremeFunny::ExtremeFunny:

I was there to witness that and his dad was playing Santa....a very "naughty" Santa!

Good ones Allen!!!

Cub Cadet 123

another one for the "...And that's when the fight started..." list

Slim was driving slowly, looking for a parking space. Car suddenly backs out quickly, and Jim is unable to stop fast enough, bumps the other car slightly.

Both drivers get out, and a very short person is driving the 'bumped' car. Shorty screams at Slim "I am NOT Happy!!"

Jim: "Oh? ...... Well, which one of the sevens dwarfs are you?"

:BB&YS:

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