You might be cub crazy if...
You can glace at a cub for sale and know exactly whats wrong with it with out touching it.
You wax your cubs and not your car.
Car goes in the deep ditch, no big deal, cub accidently rolls into the deep ditch, and upset for days since the new paint was trashed.
You challenge any lawn mower to a tug-O-war or plow off, and wave to fellow cub owners.