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Wife: "What are you doing?"
Husband: "Nothing."
Wife: "Nothing? You've been reading our
marriage certificate for an hour."
Husband: "I was looking for the expiration
date."

Then the fight began.

She: "When we get married, I want to share
all your worries, troubles, and lighten
your burden."
He: "That's very kind of you darling, but
I don't have any worries or troubles."
She: "That's because we are not married yet."

And Then----


Young Son: "Mom, when I was on the bus with
Dad this morning, he told me to give
up my seat to a lady."
Mother: Well, you did the right thing."
Young Son: "But Mom, I was sitting on Dad's lap!"

You know the rest of the story!