I wish I could make this stuff up...
http://fortwayne.craigslist.org/wan/4444399039.html
Ad reads:
"I have a Like new Cub Cadet hydrostatic riding mower with only 186 hours on it in trade for your unwanted burial plots in FORT WAYNE. Contact me on what you have & where they are so I can look at them. Because of the large amount of spam. I Will ONLY return calls or texts from emails with a complete name & contact number. Thankyou for reading & Godbless! "