A tip-o-the-hat to you, Jonathon. As one guy suggested, put on the Kevlar Shorts.
Before I retired from the I.T. world, I had a complete set of Asbestos Long Handled underwear...
And he does make the big bucks now..uses $20's for placemats, $50 for a bedspread, and a $100 for a table cloth....
P.S. Wish I had seen that avatar to make into a big poster and put on the office door before I retired.. would have saved a couple of these from happening..
