Sam and ol' George were talking when ol' George realizes it's Sam's birthday.
Sam says, "Jesus George, you know it's my birthday today, thanks for nothing"
ol' George replies "Ain't getting old great, my memory isn't the only thing going! My prostate is so swelled up that I can't pee, my bowels are so clogged up I can't poo. Damn I hate getting old"
Sam says "That sucks George, every morning at 5AM I pee like a racehorse and poo like a pig"
ol' George replies in astonishment "Holy cow, you are so lucky!!!"
Say replies, "Not so fast ol' George, I don't get out of bed until 7!!!!"
Aint getting old great!
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