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Old 07-26-2016, 08:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Dirty Steve View Post
I work in health care. Quit for your families. The risks are not worth it. Besides, with the cash you save you can buy more Cub parts and ammo.
Steve is right. My wife is a microbiologist at our regional hospital and she gets to see all the franken cells in onco samples as they come down to her for analysis as cancer takes root. Mouth and throat cancer from chewing should not be forgotten...its a shitty way to go. Seriously shitty.

For the chewers, I recommend getting some snare wire, you know...the kind you'd use for snaring rabbits. Solder an end to the lid of the chew can, then make a loop and loop the snare end around your testicle sac. Every time you reach for the can to open it...the snare gets tighter. Your brain will figure it out quick-like.
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