The first time I read it several years ago I laughed much, to put it mildly.
This time was almost as funny.
What I hate is no matter the times I have contacted an electric fence, it was a surprise each time, and dammit, it gets yer attention right now!
Like I put the fence there, I plugged it in, but think I'd think of that when
I contacted it while energised? NOOOOOO!
was a shocking surprise each and every time!
In my defence, I would move the fences every couple of days on my little place,
so as the cattle would not over graze the lawn as well as the pastures.
Didn't need a mower much in those days.
I sure miss my cattle, especially @ calving time.
Something about watching or helping the little ones take their first breath
or drink from momma, then watching them grow, and turning them into
juicy steaks roasts and burgers.
