Bah humbug!
Was da night for Christmas an all through the garage not a creature wuz ah stirring, knot evin a Dodge.
Da tirs wa a hung by da chimley wif care, in hopes St nickky gonna fil dem wif aair.
When up on da roof, arose such a clatter, I knew some drunk, done fell off da ladder.
Now ewes guys kin finnish it, klas I forgot
