Haven't been posting to much lately 'cause I been drinkin' alot!
Last night I was down at the bar, minding my own business when this FAT ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my behind and
said, "You're kinda cute. You gotta phone number?"
I said, "Yeah, you gotta pen?"
She said, "Yeah, I got a pen".
I said, "You better get back in it before the farmer misses
you."
Cost me 6 stitches...but,
When you’re seventy...............who cares?
