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Originally Posted by twoton
... she whacked me in the head  ... |
Well, that didn't go over to well. So last night I brought my pet lamb into the house. You know, my special lamb.
Holding her gently under my arm, I said," Dear, this is the pig that I have special times with when you have a headache".
My wife, who was sitting on the couch at the time looks up at me in amazement and said, "I think you will find that to be a sheep, you idiot!"
And I said, "I wasn't talking to you!"
Yup, another whack in the head.