Coop is beginning to sound like J-Mech's understudy.
You guys need to chill and not be so accusatory--regardless of your experience, knowledge or tight underwear binding down there.
Unlike some places in society, you are innocent until...well you are always innocent. Unless and until you admit a mistake. Which you are under no obligation to ever do. It is the internet, after all!
Wrench, don't go away. Most of us are nice.