Dear Santa,
How are you? I forgot to send you a letter. I was surprised to find you here! Seeing that you are Santa, I was wondering why you are using that bllwnkl name? You do look good! Anyway, I been a good boy this year. Don't listen to what my sister says....she's lying! I would like for Christmas a brand new Cub Cadet 124. I want none of that Chinese crap! Pretty small wish, don't you think? And if you could throw in a 42" mower deck, that's just fine!
Thank You,
Bill
P.S. I did not put itching powder in my sister's bed!
