Water
A little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of
turpentine, shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.
A while later a Priest came along and asked the little
boy what he had. The little boy replied, 'This is the most
powerful liquid in the world, it's called turpentine.'
The Priest said, 'No, the most powerful liquid in the world is
Holy Water. If you take some of this Holy Water and rub it
on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby.'
The little boy replied, 'You take some of this turpentine and
rub it on a cat's a**, he'll pass a Harley Davidson.
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