[cub1450]

A man walks into a bar and sits down at the bar and he orders a beer. He takes one sip out of his beer and a monkey comes running down the bar and stops and pees in his beer. The man didn`t say nothing and just ordered another beer. He took a sip out of that one and the monkey came running down the bar again and peas in the mans beer.The man got a little agitated but he didn`t say nothing and ordered another beer. Again the same monkey come running down the bar and peas in the mans beer. Then the man called for the bartender and said I`m trying to enjoy myself and drink a beer but this here monkey keeps peeing in it. The bartender says well that's the piano players monkey so you`ll have to go take that up with him. The man walks over to the piano player and says do you know your monkey pee'd in my beer and the piano player says no but if hum a few bars of it, I might be able to play it