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Old 05-13-2016, 08:14 AM
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A husband and wife are shopping at a Walmart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.

The wife says, “What do you think you're doing?”

He says, “They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans!”

“Put them back, we can't afford them,” demands the wife, and they carry on shopping.

A few aisles later, the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.

The husband says, “What do you think you're doing?”

“It’s my face cream,” replies the wife. “It makes me look beautiful.”

Her husband says: “So does 24 cans of Budweiser, and they’re half the price!”
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Old 05-13-2016, 09:37 AM
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It is said, without budwizzer & viagra/see-Alice,
50% of normally un-attractive women would not look attractive @ closing time
It is further said, beauty is in the eyes of the Beer holder.
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Old 05-13-2016, 09:39 AM
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It is said, without budwizzer & viagra/see-Alice,
50% of normally un-attractive women would not look attractive @ closing time
It is further said, beauty is in the eyes of the Beer holder.
Is that the same as two's go to ten at closing time?
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