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Old 02-21-2019, 10:58 PM
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This is a true story...

A friend was driving down the road one day, and he saw a car packed full of junk up to the windows. He kept going, and saw another car pulled over about a half mile ahead, also completely packed with junk. He came back a about a half hour later, and saw the same two cars, both about a mile ahead of where they were before, and a woman was walking from the first one to the second one. He drove by a couple more times, and each time the cars were moved ahead.

The woman must have been moving. She would drive one car about a half mile, park it, and walk back to the other one. Then drive that one ahead, park it and walk back to the other one, and drive it ahead.
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Old 02-22-2019, 08:35 PM
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This is a true story...

A friend was driving down the road one day, and he saw a car packed full of junk up to the windows. He kept going, and saw another car pulled over about a half mile ahead, also completely packed with junk. He came back a about a half hour later, and saw the same two cars, both about a mile ahead of where they were before, and a woman was walking from the first one to the second one. He drove by a couple more times, and each time the cars were moved ahead.

The woman must have been moving. She would drive one car about a half mile, park it, and walk back to the other one. Then drive that one ahead, park it and walk back to the other one, and drive it ahead.

OK. you got me. Im looking for the punch line. Yes the story is hysterical all by itself but I find I need some closure still lol
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Yeah, me too. Where is the punch line..??
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It’s the humor part of jokes and humor. Jokes have punchlines. Humor doesn’t always.
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It’s just a funny story. No punchline.
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Sounds like the woman needs help and doesn't have anyone she trust to help. Don't see any humor or punch line in this topic.
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