Technical Tuesday, July 22, 2014: Static Timing

[jimbob200521]

Great write-up John! I was beginning to wonder where these went

[J-Mech]

Thank you boys!

Ryan, I've just been busy. Summertime you know. Lots to do!!!

[PaulS]

I fully agree, another great writeup but for a mechanic your hands are just too clean. Lol

[J-Mech]

Originally Posted by PaulS

I fully agree, another great writeup but for a mechanic your hands are just too clean. Lol

Good mechanics don't get dirty. We work smarter, not harder.
Plus, I have some REALLY good hand cleaner!

[dvogtvpe]

Originally Posted by PaulS

I fully agree, another great writeup but for a mechanic your hands are just too clean. Lol

probably one of those rubber gloves guys. and probably likes to snap them when he puts them on. like a doctor. just so you have to turn around to see who's there and what's going on.

Nice write up Jon. but how do I get that bottom screw out? and then that rubber seal on the points wire? you know the one? eh, do I need that? its all hard and don't like to fit back in the cover. and do I need the key on or off? does the clutch pedal need to be depressed? do I take it out of gear? if I leave it in gear the whole tractor moves when I roll the engine over. is that normal? I was holding onto the plug wire and got a shock. it hurt and then I had to pee. is that normal? some days I get so confused. is that normal. when I set the timing is it ok to spill a gallon of gas all over everything because the can I have holds 2 gallons and the tank only holds 1 for some strange reason?

but seriously it is a nice writeup

[Shrewcub]

Originally Posted by dvogtvpe

probably one of those rubber gloves guys. and probably likes to snap them when he puts them on. like a doctor. just so you have to turn around to see who's there and what's going on.

Nice write up Jon. but how do I get that bottom screw out? and then that rubber seal on the points wire? you know the one? eh, do I need that? its all hard and don't like to fit back in the cover. and do I need the key on or off? does the clutch pedal need to be depressed? do I take it out of gear? if I leave it in gear the whole tractor moves when I roll the engine over. is that normal? I was holding onto the plug wire and got a shock. it hurt and then I had to pee. is that normal? some days I get so confused. is that normal. when I set the timing is it ok to spill a gallon of gas all over everything because the can I have holds 2 gallons and the tank only holds 1 for some strange reason?

but seriously it is a nice writeup

Don, That sounds like an enlarged prostate. You may want to see a doctor, or leave that plug wire alone!

[J-Mech]

Originally Posted by dvogtvpe

probably one of those rubber gloves guys. and probably likes to snap them when he puts them on. like a doctor. just so you have to turn around to see who's there and what's going on.

Nice write up Jon. but how do I get that bottom screw out? and then that rubber seal on the points wire? you know the one? eh, do I need that? its all hard and don't like to fit back in the cover. and do I need the key on or off? does the clutch pedal need to be depressed? do I take it out of gear? if I leave it in gear the whole tractor moves when I roll the engine over. is that normal? I was holding onto the plug wire and got a shock. it hurt and then I had to pee. is that normal? some days I get so confused. is that normal. when I set the timing is it ok to spill a gallon of gas all over everything because the can I have holds 2 gallons and the tank only holds 1 for some strange reason?

but seriously it is a nice writeup

Don, you are the best!! Now I have to pee!!!
I had a crappy day. I feel a little better now!