Insights on life:

[J-Mech]

More insights on life learned by the time you have reached middle age

~If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.
~Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
~Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
~If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
~Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
~It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
~For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
~A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.
~Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
~Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
~No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
~A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
~There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
~Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.
~It ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat.
~The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.
~Once over the hill, you pick up speed.
~I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
~If it weren't for STRESS I'd have no energy at all.
~Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
~I know God won't give me more than I can handle. I just wish He didn't trust me so much.
~Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques.
~Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
~Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
~Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
~By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
~Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself.

Some of these are so, SO very true.

[ol'George]

Ha,LOL
soo funny, but soo true!

[Terry C]

The conscience one was my favorite but one more imbecile was good too

Terry

[bocephus1991]

I agree, all very true!

[Sam Mac]

All good but I like this one best.

For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.

[Jeff in Pa]

Originally Posted by Terry C

The conscience one was my favorite but one more imbecile was good too

Terry

Here's another

Nothing is ever foolproof.

You can never underestimate the ingenuity of a fool.

[Terry C]

Originally Posted by Jeff in Pa

Here's another

Nothing is ever foolproof.

You can never underestimate the ingenuity of a fool.

I worked with a old toolmaker who said you can make something fool proof but you can't make it damn fool proof

He was a wise man

Terry