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06-14-2016, 01:58 AM
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And then the fight started
A late-middle-aged couple, Fred and Ethyl, were touring the cattle barn at the state fair. They were passing the stalls containing the first, second, and third place bulls from the competition. Each had a plaque with the bull's statistics. Breed, name, lineage, etc. Included in the stats was how many times the bull had bred during the past year. At the third place bull's stall Ethyl read the plaque, then elbowed Fred in the ribs. "Did you see that Fred?! That bull had sex 36 times last year! You could learn from that bull Fred!" Fred replied,"Yes, yes, with a wave of his hand. At the second place bull's stall Ethyl again elbowed Fred. "Look at that Fred! That bull had sex 44 times last year! Look and learn, Fred!" Again a weary "Yes, yes" from Fred. At the first place bull's stall Ethyl gave Fred a very vigorous elbowing and said, Fred! That bull had sex 52 times last year! How about that, Fred? 52 times!" Exasperated, Fred replied, "Yes Ethyl, yes! But not with the same old cow!"
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06-14-2016, 10:49 PM
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  Lol
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06-15-2016, 12:38 PM
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How lovely!
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Gilles. 1988 2072 401 54" hyd angled blade 1988 1872 364 snowblower/C50 deck 1976 1650/QA42A blower/44A deck/standby 1976 1450TS/Sleeve hitch/44A deck/in storage 1963 100 (red)/in storage 2010 Kubota 2380-2/42" infinity deck (engine swap)
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06-15-2016, 06:25 PM
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God help us if any of our wives read this and see our laughter!!
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06-16-2016, 04:02 PM
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You guys gave me a terrible thought...I dont know if Roland is married but if his wife was unhappy with his behavior here she might make him pull the plug here ...
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