Only Cub Cadets

PLEASE PATRONIZE OUR SPONSORS!

CC Specialties R. F. Houtz and Sons Jeff in Pa.

P&K Cub Cadet Machtech Direct

Cub Cadet Parts & Service


If you would like to help maintain this site & enhance it, feel free to donate whatever amount you would like to!




Attention Everyone, we have 2 new Sponsors!
Machtech Direct and P&K Cub Cadet (See Links above)


Go Back   Only Cub Cadets > Off Topic > Jokes and Humor
Reload this Page Book Report
Register FAQ Calendar

Notices

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Old 05-14-2018, 11:58 AM
sparky40 sparky40 is offline
Member
  
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: South Bend,IN
Posts: 76
Default Book Report
Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, 'Titanic' and 'My Life' by Bill Clinton. One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.


Titanic: Cost - $29.99
Clinton: Cost- $29.99

Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
Clinton: Over 3 hours to read


Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.


Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.

Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist.


Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.

Clinton: Ditto for Bill


Titanic: During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.

Clinton: Ditto for Monica.


Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.

Clinton: Let's not go there.


Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.

Clinton: Monica is forced to return her gifts.


Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.

Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember anything.


Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.

Clinton: Monica ... Ooh, let's not go there, either.


Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.

Clinton: Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing.
__________________
72,147,149,169,1450w/Johnson loader,#2 cart, IH lawn sweeper
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old 05-14-2018, 01:49 PM
olds45512's Avatar
olds45512 olds45512 is offline
Grand Member
  
Join Date: May 2014
Location: Indiana, PA
Posts: 8,290
Default
__________________
Tim
Pap's 100
Restored 108
1211 Dual Stick
1050
Pap's 100 restoration thread - http://onlycubcadets.net/forum/showthread.php?t=47965
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 05-14-2018, 07:55 PM
Alvy's Avatar
Alvy Alvy is offline
Grand Member
  
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: Winter Haven, FL
Posts: 3,567
Default
Good stuff Sparky. I like your humor
__________________
(2) Original, 100, 102, 124, 73, 800, #1 and #2 cart, brinly plows, disk, IH184, IH244, 1948 F Cub
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 05-15-2018, 12:50 PM
sparky40 sparky40 is offline
Member
  
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: South Bend,IN
Posts: 76
Default
Thanks, but I can't take credit for it, Just have some friends with the same warped sense of humor!!
__________________
72,147,149,169,1450w/Johnson loader,#2 cart, IH lawn sweeper
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old 05-16-2018, 12:07 AM
zippy1's Avatar
zippy1 zippy1 is offline
Grand Member
  
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Wisconsin
Posts: 7,833
Default
__________________
Make the best of each day ,
Todd
Original's Face Lift thread.http://www.onlycubcadets.net/forum/s...ad.php?t=34439
(O) Start to Finish video.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAoUNNiLwKs
Wheel Around videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUL-m6Bramk
They can't all be turn key!
Reply With Quote
  #6  
Old 05-16-2018, 12:20 PM
willys55's Avatar
willys55 willys55 is offline
Member
  
Join Date: Apr 2017
Location: Hainsville, NJ
Posts: 73
Default
all the smillies don't work so.......LMFAO, will have to do for now
Reply With Quote
Reply

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 11:31 PM.

www.onlycubcadets.net - Archive - Top

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions Inc.

Cub Cadet is a premium line of outdoor power equipment, established in 1961 as part of International Harvester. During the 1960s, IH initiated an entirely new line of lawn and garden equipment aimed at the owners rural homes with large yards and private gardens. There were a wide variety of Cub Cadet branded and after-market attachments available; including mowers, blades, snow blowers, front loaders, plows, carts, etc. Cub Cadet advertising at that time harped on their thorough testing by "boys - acknowledged by many as the world's worst destructive force!". Cub Cadets became known for their dependability and rugged construction.

MTD Products, Inc. of Cleveland, Ohio purchased the Cub Cadet brand from International Harvester in 1981. Cub Cadet was held as a wholly owned subsidiary for many years following this acquisition, which allowed them to operate independently. Recently, MTD has taken a more aggressive role and integrated Cub Cadet into its other lines of power equipment.

This website and forum are not affiliated with or sponsored by MTD Products Inc, which owns the CUB CADET trademarks. It is not an official MTD Products Inc, website, and MTD Products Inc, is not responsible for any of its content. The official MTD Products Inc, website can be found at: http://www.mtdproducts.com. The information and opinions expressed on this website are the responsibility of the website's owner and/or it's members, and do not represent the opinions of MTD Products Inc. IH, INTERNATIONAL HARVESTER are registered trademark of CNH America LLC

All material, images, and graphics from this site are the property of www.onlycubcadets.net. Any unauthorized use, reproductions, or duplications are prohibited unless solely expressed in writing.

Cub Cadet, Cub, Cadet, IH, MTD, Parts, Tractors, Tractor, International Harvester, Lawn, Garden, Lawn Mower, Kohler, garden tractor equipment, lawn garden tractors, antique garden tractors, garden tractor, PTO, parts, online, Original, 70, 71, 72, 73, 76, SO76, 80, 81, 86, 100, 102, 104, 105, 106, 107, 108,109, 122, 123, 124, 125, 126, 127, 128, 129, 147, 149, 169, 182, 282, 382, 482, 580, 582, 582 Special, 680, 682, 782, 782D, 784, 800, 805, 882, 982, 984, 986, 1000, 1015, 1100, 1105, 1110, 1200, 1250, 1282, 1450, 1512, 1604, 1605, 1606, 1610, 1615, 1620, 1650, 1710, 1711, 1712, 1806, 1810, 1811, 1812, 1912, 1914.