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01-23-2019, 10:53 PM
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Guts and Balls
Subject: Medical distinction between "Guts" and "Balls"
There is a medical distinction between “Guts” and “Balls”. We've heard colleagues referring to people with “Guts”, or with “Balls”. Do they, however, know the difference between them? Here’s the official distinction; straight from the British Medical Journal: Volume 323; page 295. GUTS - Is arriving home late, after a night out with the lads, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the “Guts” to ask: “Are you still cleaning, or are you flying out somewhere ?” BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the lads, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the arse and having the “Balls” to say: "You're next, Chubby." Trust this clears up any confusion. Medically speaking, though, there is no difference in outcome: both are fatal.
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01-24-2019, 06:44 AM
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ROTL....LMAO Good one
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01-29-2019, 10:25 PM
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Hahaha....once again, our friend from the land down under has tickled my inards!! Thanks for that great laugh!!! Guess I can say that I am close to BTDT!!
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