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All girl biker bar
An old, blind man wanders into an all girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke Pops, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things: 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl. 3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter. 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, Pops. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?" The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, "No... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Good one!
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THAT is awesome!
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Good one ..
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Now that's a beautiful blonde joke
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