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03-23-2021, 05:28 PM
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Hooters
Two guys grow up together, but after college one moves to Georgia and the other to Texas. They agree to meet every ten years in Florida to play golf and catch up with each other.
At age 32 they meet, finish their round of golf and head for lunch. "Where you wanna go?" "Hooters." "Why Hooters?" "They have those servers with the big boobs, the tight shorts and the gorgeous legs." "You're on" At age 42, they meet and play golf again "Where you wanna go for lunch?" "Hooters." "Again? Why?" "They have cold beer, big screen TVs, and side action on the games." "OK." At age 52 they meet and play again. "So, where you wanna go for lunch?" "Hooters. "Why?" "The food is pretty good and there's plenty of parking." "OK." At age 62 they meet again. After a round of golf, one says, "Where you wanna go?" "Hooters." "Why?" "Wings are half price and the food isn't too spicy." "Good choice" At age 72 they meet again. Once again, after a round of golf, one says, "Where shall we go for lunch?" "Hooters." "Why?" "They have six handicapped parking spaces right by the door and they have senior discounts." "Great choice." At age 82 they meet and play again. "Where should we go for lunch?" "Hooters." "Why?" "Because we've never been there before." "Okay, let's give it a try." 
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03-23-2021, 07:15 PM
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03-23-2021, 08:29 PM
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Afraid I might be part of that story. Good one
Ken
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03-23-2021, 10:58 PM
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You youngens think that is funny but it ain't a bit.
I used to laugh at the " help I've fallen and can't get up" advertisement, now it ain't so funny any more. When I get down on the floor/ground I plan ahead as to what tools I'll need while I'm down there.
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03-25-2021, 11:04 PM
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What is Hooters again?
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03-25-2021, 11:25 PM
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Hooters is a restaurant that sponsers a team in the NASCAR races.
There was a local watrering hole near Detroit metro airport many years ago that advertised along I-94 expressway, said they had 25 beautiful waitresses and one ugly one. ---I never found the ugly one.
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