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Old 07-27-2016, 09:32 AM
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Default The honeymoon is over . . .

A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother.

Her mother asked, “So how was the honeymoon?”

“Oh, mom,” she replied, “the honeymoon was wonderful … so romantic.”

Then suddenly she burst out crying. “But, mom, as soon as we returned, Bob started using the most horrible language – things I’d never heard before! I mean, all these awful four-letter words! You’ve got to come and get me and take me home. Please, mother!”

The mother said, “Sarah, calm down. Tell me what could be so awful. What four-letter words?”

Still sobbing, the bride said, “Oh, mom, they were words like … dust, wash, iron, cook …”
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It's funny and very true.
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