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Old 02-03-2014, 07:06 PM
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One small bird did not heed the warnings of Mother Nature about the approaching harsh winter and failed to migrate South. Sure enough, Birdy got caught in the first ice storm, his wings iced over so badly he crashed to the ground.

A short time later, a bull in the pasture relieved himself, covering Birdy. Birdy became unfrozen and happy to the point that he began to loudly sing. A feral cat, hearing Birdy singing, came over & dug him out, then killed and ate Birdy.

Morals to this story....

Anyone that dumps on you is not always your enemy.

Anyone that digs you out of a mess may not be a friend.

If you are warm and happy in a steaming messy pile, keep your cotton-pickin mouth SHUT ! ! !
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