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Getting Old
A friend e-mailed this one to me.
GETTING OLD! I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People get out of the way much faster now. I didn’t make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row. I decided to stop calling the bathroom the “John” and renamed it the “Jim”. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning. Old age is coming at a really bad time. When I was a child I thought “Nap Time” was a punishment. Now, as a grownup, it feels like a small vacation. The biggest lie I tell myself is ”I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it." I don’t have gray hair; I have "wisdom highlights"! I’m just very wise. If God wanted me to touch my toes, He would’ve put them on my knees. Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven’t met yet. Why do I have to press one for English when you’re just going to transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway? Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice. At my age “Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I came in there for. Actually I'm not complaining because I am a Senager. (Senior teenager) I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later. I don’t have to go to school or work. I get an allowance every month. I have my own pad. I don’t have a curfew. I have a driver’s license and my own car. Life is great. I have more friends I should send this to, but right now I can’t remember their names. Now, I’m wondering: did I send this to you, or did you send it to me?
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That's some funny stuff. My wife refers to me as a 60yr old kid. LMAO
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That was a whole string of good ones!
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