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02-09-2018, 08:04 PM
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The Aussie version of Creation
The Aussie Version of Creation
In the beginning God created day and night. He created day for footy matches, going to the beach.....and BBQ's. He created night for going prawning, sleeping and BBQ's. On the Second Day, God created water.... for surfing, swimming and BBQ's on the beach, On the Third Day God created the Earth to bring forth plants to provide malt and yeast for beer and wood for BBQs. On the Fourth Day God created animals and crustaceans, chops, sausages, steak and prawns for BBQ's On the Fifth day God created a Bloke to go to the footy, enjoy the beach, drink the beer and eat the meat and prawns at BBQ's and God saw that it was good. On the Sixth Day God saw that the Bloke was lonely and needed someone to go to the footy, surf, drink beer, eat and stand around the barbie with. So God created Mates, and God saw that they were good Blokes. On the Seventh Day God looked around at the twinkling barbie fires, heard the hiss of opening beer cans and the raucous laughter of all the Blokes. He smelled the aroma of grilled chops and sizzling prawns and God Saw that it was good.....well; almost good..... He saw that the Blokes were too tired to clean up and needed a rest. So God created Sheilas……to clean the house, to bear children, to wash, to cook and to clean the barbie and then God saw that it was not just good..... It was Bloody Awesome! IT WAS AUSTRALIA !!!!! 
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02-09-2018, 10:18 PM
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Kieth I agree 100% but I wonder what YOUR Sheila thinks about this?
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02-09-2018, 11:44 PM
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Stan my sheila is as sweet as a nut about it , good sense of humour , with all the politically correct rubbish going on I do not introduce her as my wife , partner , girlfriend I just use the all encompassing Sheila
ol'George glad you enjoyed the version we all live by downunder that is why it is the best country on the planet , even one of your own a Mr Will Smith has been recently spruiking off about the place to every Tom ,Dick and Harry without so much as a bent penny changing hands Oz
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02-10-2018, 07:33 AM
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Good one....
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02-10-2018, 03:22 PM
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Kieth - glad she's a happy girl. Makes home life so much easier. I hope to visit your wonderful country someday.
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